hearing aid: me shrieking after a friend delivers the punch line in a scary story, all this while driving through the supposedly haunted roads of the outerskirts of calgary.
"i would hit you so hard right now, but i can't cos we're driving in the middle of nowhere and the roads are slick. you're lucky. very lucky."
last week, i attended the Alpha Gam secret santa party at Nili's. my secret lover (my term for the receiver of the secret santa gift) had received, by total vote,
the best gift of the night. with a budget of C$5, i knew that i didn't want to get chocolates, or lip balms, or socks, or earrings. i decidedly went in search of love dice - the pair that come with the options that include: kiss / suck / play / tickle & bathroom / kitchen / office / bedroom OR ear / face / lips / hand / legs... you get the drift.
i couldn't find the love-dice anywhere! so, when i came across a pair of pink fleece-like furry velcro-wrap handcuffs, and for C$7.99, i was sold.
i pride myself in beating the handmade cookies. (:
valerie anne
in my 20s and wonderful.
dressed to dress you.
. i would do you, but i can't. it's just the wrong season right now.
I've been in canada for days.
. in need of a recommendation
. tattoo
. rolex
. prada bag
. hermes birkin/kelly
. hermes scarf
. prada penguin coin purse
. suped up VW jetta mk3 '97
. 911 Turbo
. WRX
. smoked e-codes/fogs
. porsche deep dish rims
.
my driver's license
.
a shaven head for my 18th
. be a somebody
. make {gravi.tee}
.
snowboard
.
own my first car
. travel: NYC, all over europe,
japan,
mexico, chile, argentina, spain, greece, laos, vietnam, bali, dubai, amsterdam
. publish a book entitled "you better quote val, or else" -
recommended by derek goh
.
fashion school
. travel: roadtrip canada
. travel: roadtrip USA
.
move out
. own a house
. ride the dragon in tokyo
. go fish/camping for a weekend
. open a cafe/boutique
. horse-riding
. speak korean/japanese/spanish/french
. skydive over mauritius waters
. white-water raft above level 3
. bungee jump from a suspension bridge
. break the world record for the longest time on a loop-the-loop roller coaster ride
. save an endangered species
. AND prove to my mum that i'll be married before 35.
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