hearing aid: birds chirping outside my window

human: dinosaur. o mighty dinosaur, why do you want to eat me so?
dinosaur: i haven't been fed in over 65 million years, i'm starving to the point, i should've died 64.9 million years ago.
human: you see o handsome dinosaur, you did die 64.9 million years ago. so now we have no food for you.
dinosaur: really? (chomp) as far i as i can tell, you're pretty tasty.

okay, that was really random and super Duper stupid. i was thinking about the birds outside when the idea of writing a convo between a dinosaur and a human came to mind.

don't ask me why. i honestly have no response for that.

go ahead and freud me. funny how freud became a verb. [CP=C/IP = NP/VP]


yesterday was my first day on the job at Zasuu. today will be my second. and tomorrow will be my third.

brain is feeling strangely sapped. don't. eat. me. o. dinosaur. (if you're thinking ???, i'm with you.)

valerie anne
in my 20s and wonderful.
dressed to dress you.

QUOTE VAL

. i would do you, but i can't. it's just the wrong season right now.

KEEPING COUNT

I've been in canada for days.

THE BOOK IN MY BAG

. in need of a recommendation



. tattoo
. rolex
. prada bag
. hermes birkin/kelly
. hermes scarf
. prada penguin coin purse
. suped up VW jetta mk3 '97
. 911 Turbo
. WRX
. smoked e-codes/fogs
. porsche deep dish rims
. my driver's license
. a shaven head for my 18th


. be a somebody
. make {gravi.tee}
. snowboard
. own my first car
. travel: NYC, all over europe, japan, mexico, chile, argentina, spain, greece, laos, vietnam, bali, dubai, amsterdam
. publish a book entitled "you better quote val, or else" - recommended by derek goh
. fashion school
. travel: roadtrip canada
. travel: roadtrip USA
. move out
. own a house
. ride the dragon in tokyo
. go fish/camping for a weekend
. open a cafe/boutique
. horse-riding
. speak korean/japanese/spanish/french
. skydive over mauritius waters
. white-water raft above level 3
. bungee jump from a suspension bridge
. break the world record for the longest time on a loop-the-loop roller coaster ride
. save an endangered species
. AND prove to my mum that i'll be married before 35.


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