hearing aid: blue // breathe easy
"cruel to the eye
i see the way he makes you smile
cruel to the eye
watching him hold what used to be mine"may 15th has been declared my favourite date of the year. hands down.
when i said it was going to be warm out, i didn't know that it was going to be so warm that i could go sun-tanning! yes, i went sun-tanning with vanessa in my lawn at the back of my house! how awesome is THAT? (:
like i said, may 15th is my favourite date of the year. hands down.
i was very productive today. i made it through a morning opening shift at work, got to class on time, sat through SIX straight hours of philosophy AND psychology. sun-tanned while my fried brain recuperated from the blowout due to the overloading of information. made a decision to drop philosophy and actually dropped philosophy. then i went dancing After ravenously gobbling down a whopper junior meal.
What Manners You Have, Mr Wolf - by Valerie Anne"are you korean?"
"no. but you're not the first to have guessed that."
"you look korean."
"i'm not. i'm from singapore."
"i have a thing for asians."
"you have a thing for asians?"
"yeah. can i kiss you?"
"no."
"what if i said please?"
"i'd say, no please. or please no. which would you rather?"
he attempts to land his lips disregarding her last statement.
she slaps her whole palm over his face.
"do you Really want me to kick the shit out of you?"
"oh, yes please."
"ugh. save yourself the pain, call your girlfriend and tell her how much you want to bang her right now. you'll thank me for it."
"but it's my birthday today..."
"oh? it's your birthday? happy 12th birthday! it's too bad that you look 25. but i really recommend this fantastic home-remedy facial regime; might help you look your age. go kiss someone else's ass, ass."
the end.
valerie anne
in my 20s and wonderful.
dressed to dress you.
. i would do you, but i can't. it's just the wrong season right now.
I've been in canada for days.
. in need of a recommendation
. tattoo
. rolex
. prada bag
. hermes birkin/kelly
. hermes scarf
. prada penguin coin purse
. suped up VW jetta mk3 '97
. 911 Turbo
. WRX
. smoked e-codes/fogs
. porsche deep dish rims
.
my driver's license
.
a shaven head for my 18th
. be a somebody
. make {gravi.tee}
.
snowboard
.
own my first car
. travel: NYC, all over europe,
japan,
mexico, chile, argentina, spain, greece, laos, vietnam, bali, dubai, amsterdam
. publish a book entitled "you better quote val, or else" -
recommended by derek goh
.
fashion school
. travel: roadtrip canada
. travel: roadtrip USA
.
move out
. own a house
. ride the dragon in tokyo
. go fish/camping for a weekend
. open a cafe/boutique
. horse-riding
. speak korean/japanese/spanish/french
. skydive over mauritius waters
. white-water raft above level 3
. bungee jump from a suspension bridge
. break the world record for the longest time on a loop-the-loop roller coaster ride
. save an endangered species
. AND prove to my mum that i'll be married before 35.
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