"have you called him?"
"no, why would i? have you?"
"i don't have his number. and i won't call him. it would be crazy."
"here's his number. call him."
"no."
"why?"
"because... what if he doesn't remember me?"
"no one can forget someone like you. and IF he did, then he's a twit and wouldn't be worth your time. call him."
"i'll think about it."
"i say call him. ask him if he wants to catch a movie."
"how come you have his number anyway?"
"because i asked for it?"
"you asked?"
"yes."
"how come i don't have his number then?"
"because you left in a hurry."
"oh, right."
15 minutes later,
"man. i'm thinking about how i shouldn't have left so early."
"it's okay. i have his number, you can call him."
"why don't we stick with your movie night plan?"
"you mean transformers at my place?"
"yeah."
"we could do that, or you can just call him."
"what if he doesn't remember me?"
(didn't we just have this conversation?) "he won't not remember you."
"what if he's like, 'who's this?'"
"well, then he'll be a twit."
"twit."
"yes."
"jackass. idiot. twit. he won't not remember you."
let me introduce you to the infamous question,
"will he call?"
i never really understood the whole 'will he call' situation. it's probably because if i were keen on a #2, i would've made plans long before the night was over. still i say, if you really want to hang out with him again because he's THAT much fun, why don't you just call him first?
unfortunately and apparently, it's against the law (here?) for you (being the female in the soon-to-be-hopefully-cross-your-fingers-relationship) to call first. which law you ask? i don't know; ask someone else, and remember to get back to me about that.
i say, if you want something to happen, make it happen. a simple, "we should do a movie sometime", or "wanna grab a coffee?", or "i know of a sushi place around signal hill, do you like sushi?". don't wait for him to call because they are men. forget "will he call"; i say call him and make your move. take charge! it's the 21st century! and since we already make up 51% of the world's population, why don't we just take over the world? let's come together, rise up with a common purpose - to serve ourselves and ultimately for the betterment of society. it was karl marx's idea, and it led to a revolution! REVOLUTION! this time, let's try it without the blood.
should you see the-one-who-said-he'll-call-but-didn't sometime down the road, tell him, "i was going to call you in the next century, but hoped that i'll bump into you again so that this time, i can get your number and write it on the mirrors of the men's bath with hot red lipstick. and below the number, it'll say, call me and i'll call you."
the conversation of my past that still puts a smile on my face:
'would you like to go out on a datedate with me on saturday?'
'take it back.'
'no.'
'take it back!'
'why? i can't take it back. i've already said it!'
'just take it back. say it - i take it back.'
'okay, fine. i take it back.'
'would you want to go out with me on saturday?'
'HAHAHA. yes.'
valerie anne
in my 20s and wonderful.
dressed to dress you.
. i would do you, but i can't. it's just the wrong season right now.
I've been in canada for days.
. in need of a recommendation
. tattoo
. rolex
. prada bag
. hermes birkin/kelly
. hermes scarf
. prada penguin coin purse
. suped up VW jetta mk3 '97
. 911 Turbo
. WRX
. smoked e-codes/fogs
. porsche deep dish rims
.
my driver's license
.
a shaven head for my 18th
. be a somebody
. make {gravi.tee}
.
snowboard
.
own my first car
. travel: NYC, all over europe,
japan,
mexico, chile, argentina, spain, greece, laos, vietnam, bali, dubai, amsterdam
. publish a book entitled "you better quote val, or else" -
recommended by derek goh
.
fashion school
. travel: roadtrip canada
. travel: roadtrip USA
.
move out
. own a house
. ride the dragon in tokyo
. go fish/camping for a weekend
. open a cafe/boutique
. horse-riding
. speak korean/japanese/spanish/french
. skydive over mauritius waters
. white-water raft above level 3
. bungee jump from a suspension bridge
. break the world record for the longest time on a loop-the-loop roller coaster ride
. save an endangered species
. AND prove to my mum that i'll be married before 35.
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