Sunday, May 27, 2007



what the hell. seriously.

i WAS going to write about my awesome week when i went online (MSN) and got flooded by the strangest people (that's PLURAL by the way, meaning more than 1 --- try more than 3!)

let me go through one of the conversations.


the others talked about bondage, 'leather whips and 3 nich heels' (not a typo error), and oh, bondage.

YOU. if YOU are giving out my msn contacts to strange fucks like the above, i will hunt you down and ensure your genitals sit very nicely in your mouth, stuffed up your ass, and thrown into a cell for distributing information without consent from immediate parties. i'm not kidding. i do not appreciate bad jokes.



EDITED: 2128hrs, 28 May.
after interrogating some of the strange fucks (apparently they don't understand english or the term 'leave me alone'.), i've narrowed down the clues.
1. the strange fucks got my contact via MIRC
2. in a bi girl chat room/forum - KC based apparently
3. from a 22-year-old someone called 'nick of violet'

IF ANY OF YOU KNOW OF THIS PERSON, BE A GOOD FRIEND AND TELL ME. SO I CAN BEAT HIM/HER UP. I'M NOT JOKING, I INTEND TO WRING THEIR NECK. I KNOW YOU MIGHT WANT TO PREVENT ME FROM COMMITTING THIS CRIME OF PASSION, BUT FOR MY OWN SANE'S SAKE, TELL ME IF YOU KNOW THIS PERSON.





GRAVITY

valerie anne
in my 20s and wonderful.
dressed to dress you.

Valerie Anne's Facebook profile

QUOTE VAL

. i would do you, but i can't. it's just the wrong season right now.

KEEPING COUNT

I've been in canada for days.

THE BOOK IN MY BAG

. in need of a recommendation

BACKTRIPPING


SPREE/SPLURGE

. tattoo
. rolex
. prada bag
. hermes birkin/kelly
. hermes scarf
. prada penguin coin purse
. suped up VW jetta mk3 '97
. 911 Turbo
. WRX
. smoked e-codes/fogs
. porsche deep dish rims
. my driver's license
. a shaven head for my 18th

IN TIME I WILL

. be a somebody
. make {gravi.tee}
. snowboard
. own my first car
. travel: NYC, all over europe, japan, mexico, chile, argentina, spain, greece, laos, vietnam, bali, dubai, amsterdam
. publish a book entitled "you better quote val, or else" - recommended by derek goh
. fashion school
. travel: roadtrip canada
. travel: roadtrip USA
. move out
. own a house
. ride the dragon in tokyo
. go fish/camping for a weekend
. open a cafe/boutique
. horse-riding
. speak korean/japanese/spanish/french
. skydive over mauritius waters
. white-water raft above level 3
. bungee jump from a suspension bridge
. break the world record for the longest time on a loop-the-loop roller coaster ride
. save an endangered species
. AND prove to my mum that i'll be married before 35.

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