what the hell. seriously.i WAS going to write about my awesome week when i went online (MSN) and got flooded by the strangest people (that's PLURAL by the way, meaning more than 1 --- try more than 3!)
let me go through one of the conversations.
'hi, 27f. you?'
'who are you?'
'i'm ____, 27f. wear latex get paid?'
'what?! who are you? how did you get my msn contact?'
'irc. would you want to wear latex, get paid?'
'no. i haven't been on irc in over 8 years. i did not give you my contact. and no.'
'oh. okay. have you tried ball gag?'
'can you tell me why you think i shouldn't just block you from my msn. you're creeping me out.'
'because i am bi, and i have a bf.'
'does he know?'
'no. he'll freak out.'
'is he straightlaced?'
'he's not into bondage. do you know what's a (some other contraption i can't recall now.)'
(not what i asked.) 'yes. and no, i'm not interested, nor have i tried it before.'
'can you imagine what it feels like?'
'good night ____, i don't like talking about this, and i'm too tired to have a conversation with you. don't msg me again.'
the others talked about bondage, 'leather whips and 3 nich heels' (not a typo error), and oh, bondage.
YOU. if YOU are giving out my msn contacts to strange fucks like the above, i will hunt you down and ensure your genitals sit very nicely in your mouth, stuffed up your ass, and thrown into a cell for distributing information without consent from immediate parties. i'm not kidding. i do not appreciate bad jokes.
EDITED: 2128hrs, 28 May.after interrogating some of the strange fucks (apparently they don't understand english or the term 'leave me alone'.), i've narrowed down the clues.
1. the strange fucks got my contact via MIRC
2. in a bi girl chat room/forum -
KC based apparently3. from a 22-year-old someone called 'nick of violet'
IF ANY OF YOU KNOW OF THIS PERSON, BE A GOOD FRIEND AND TELL ME. SO I CAN BEAT HIM/HER UP. I'M NOT JOKING, I INTEND TO WRING THEIR NECK. I KNOW YOU MIGHT WANT TO PREVENT ME FROM COMMITTING THIS CRIME OF PASSION, BUT FOR MY OWN SANE'S SAKE, TELL ME IF YOU KNOW THIS PERSON.
valerie anne
in my 20s and wonderful.
dressed to dress you.
. i would do you, but i can't. it's just the wrong season right now.
I've been in canada for days.
. in need of a recommendation
. tattoo
. rolex
. prada bag
. hermes birkin/kelly
. hermes scarf
. prada penguin coin purse
. suped up VW jetta mk3 '97
. 911 Turbo
. WRX
. smoked e-codes/fogs
. porsche deep dish rims
.
my driver's license
.
a shaven head for my 18th
. be a somebody
. make {gravi.tee}
.
snowboard
.
own my first car
. travel: NYC, all over europe,
japan,
mexico, chile, argentina, spain, greece, laos, vietnam, bali, dubai, amsterdam
. publish a book entitled "you better quote val, or else" -
recommended by derek goh
.
fashion school
. travel: roadtrip canada
. travel: roadtrip USA
.
move out
. own a house
. ride the dragon in tokyo
. go fish/camping for a weekend
. open a cafe/boutique
. horse-riding
. speak korean/japanese/spanish/french
. skydive over mauritius waters
. white-water raft above level 3
. bungee jump from a suspension bridge
. break the world record for the longest time on a loop-the-loop roller coaster ride
. save an endangered species
. AND prove to my mum that i'll be married before 35.

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