i'm walking to the bus stop to wait for 61, which takes forever to pick me up, to whisk me away to ks's birthday bash at sentosa when i see this NS guy talking to a girl . i reach the bus stop before he does. just then, i'm thinking about another NS guy i know. well, that's besides the point.

anyway, NS guy comes up to me, book in hand and asks,

'hi, excuse me. can i borrow your pen to write something?'

i was actually writing something to mr. president, but that's another story for another time. so there i was, pen in hand, in the middle of my note and this guy walks in on my thoughts.
ok, average looking, speaks english, inunciated and clear. seems decent.
oh wait. i'm making assumptions! ahh. tabula rasa. it means clean slate. *yay - cheers to another successful session of knowledge imparted by mr. desmond wee (the lecturer of the waay-out-there-kinda-concepts/theories-of-the-human-brain-and-psychology). don't jump if you don't want to fall over.

so, back to the NS guy.

'can i borrow your pen...'
'erm, sure.' i handed my thoughts over.
61 drives into the bus bay. my bus!
'...to write your number.'
?? huh? pretty slick. he definitely caught me off guard there.
'i don't think so, that's my bus.' i pointed at my salvation. i'm saved!
he held onto my pen as i reached for it. for a moment i thought he wasn't going to give my pen back!
'so let me give you your pen then.' well, geeee, thanks.

have i mentioned the kind of kooks i've been meeting lately?
but i gotta hand it to him. that was slick. slicker than the average kook. haha.

valerie anne
in my 20s and wonderful.
dressed to dress you.

QUOTE VAL

. i would do you, but i can't. it's just the wrong season right now.

KEEPING COUNT

I've been in canada for days.

THE BOOK IN MY BAG

. in need of a recommendation



. tattoo
. rolex
. prada bag
. hermes birkin/kelly
. hermes scarf
. prada penguin coin purse
. suped up VW jetta mk3 '97
. 911 Turbo
. WRX
. smoked e-codes/fogs
. porsche deep dish rims
. my driver's license
. a shaven head for my 18th


. be a somebody
. make {gravi.tee}
. snowboard
. own my first car
. travel: NYC, all over europe, japan, mexico, chile, argentina, spain, greece, laos, vietnam, bali, dubai, amsterdam
. publish a book entitled "you better quote val, or else" - recommended by derek goh
. fashion school
. travel: roadtrip canada
. travel: roadtrip USA
. move out
. own a house
. ride the dragon in tokyo
. go fish/camping for a weekend
. open a cafe/boutique
. horse-riding
. speak korean/japanese/spanish/french
. skydive over mauritius waters
. white-water raft above level 3
. bungee jump from a suspension bridge
. break the world record for the longest time on a loop-the-loop roller coaster ride
. save an endangered species
. AND prove to my mum that i'll be married before 35.


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