Q: if you could repeat yourself dead what would you say?meet the man who sang "
kan ni na chee bai"
90 times in
TWO minutes.
ren, pearl, juan and myself board a bus to run a school-related errand. i am listening to the beautiful original music of local artistes
west grand boulevard - flights of fancy on my friend's ipod with soundproof earphones. song ends. i remove earphones.
"kanninacheebai."
i didn't react cos i had no idea what it meant. later i found out the meaning from ren.
man continues - "kanninacheebai" repeated 20 times. finally, i hear the endless droning. he's shouting to the back of my head. "what the - gee mister."
i turn to face my opponent. it's an old wrinkly, rather senile (you don't say.) man clutching his bag and pointing at me, screaming "kanninacheebye". i look at him, thinking of something to say, but i can't cos i don't speak dialect. i put my finger to my lips, motioning him to be quiet. but looks like i pressed the increase volume key cos he shouts it even louder. "KANNINACHEEBYE!" hahahaa. i face the fact that i would prolly never understand him, and give up. as i bumble my way to my friend at the back of the bus, i laughed, wondering if i would ever be like that.
pearl records this funny sight down on her mp3. i later spent my very precious time counting the number of times he shouted profanities, wait -
PROFANITY (singular) - it's a nice round total of 90 in 2 minutes. mind you, we were on the bus with this man for more than 10 minutes! you do the math.
old senile man gets off, and we notice he's carrying a light green and yellow underwear on his arm. ahh, the things we can get away with after 70.
A: I would choose something like "you like big taetaes [read: boobs]
?"
rah says that on 17 dec 2006, i can go back to black and show my face - "here bitch, get out of my way." then i get banned again for being a bad guest. after that, i shall become the lady who haunts the door bitches at black every 17 dec - and it shall become a lim tradition.
valerie anne
in my 20s and wonderful.
dressed to dress you.
. i would do you, but i can't. it's just the wrong season right now.
I've been in canada for days.
. in need of a recommendation
. tattoo
. rolex
. prada bag
. hermes birkin/kelly
. hermes scarf
. prada penguin coin purse
. suped up VW jetta mk3 '97
. 911 Turbo
. WRX
. smoked e-codes/fogs
. porsche deep dish rims
.
my driver's license
.
a shaven head for my 18th
. be a somebody
. make {gravi.tee}
.
snowboard
.
own my first car
. travel: NYC, all over europe,
japan,
mexico, chile, argentina, spain, greece, laos, vietnam, bali, dubai, amsterdam
. publish a book entitled "you better quote val, or else" -
recommended by derek goh
.
fashion school
. travel: roadtrip canada
. travel: roadtrip USA
.
move out
. own a house
. ride the dragon in tokyo
. go fish/camping for a weekend
. open a cafe/boutique
. horse-riding
. speak korean/japanese/spanish/french
. skydive over mauritius waters
. white-water raft above level 3
. bungee jump from a suspension bridge
. break the world record for the longest time on a loop-the-loop roller coaster ride
. save an endangered species
. AND prove to my mum that i'll be married before 35.
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