i love you, don't touch me! on MGM (yes, MGM airs old reruns of shows from 1950s-70s -- i watched elvis presley sing and dance once.), tells the story of a 25-year-old virgin who's trying to get by with singing as a career. she has a good ol' best friend who's been in love with her since forever, and she just can't get it together with him, because-because. so the best friends move on in life, and in love. the problem is that she still can't get it together, so all her other relationships flop. as expected, she gets together with her bestfriend at the end of the show.

she says, "it just proves the saying true, you've gotta kiss a lot of frogs - no, you gotta fuck a lot of frogs before you find the prince." pardon the french. it's verbatim.
she continues, "i guess you'd never have known that the prince was a few kilos over and with a receeding hairline."

haha. tis true, all loves aren't perfect.

valerie anne
in my 20s and wonderful.
dressed to dress you.

QUOTE VAL

. i would do you, but i can't. it's just the wrong season right now.

KEEPING COUNT

I've been in canada for days.

THE BOOK IN MY BAG

. in need of a recommendation



. tattoo
. rolex
. prada bag
. hermes birkin/kelly
. hermes scarf
. prada penguin coin purse
. suped up VW jetta mk3 '97
. 911 Turbo
. WRX
. smoked e-codes/fogs
. porsche deep dish rims
. my driver's license
. a shaven head for my 18th


. be a somebody
. make {gravi.tee}
. snowboard
. own my first car
. travel: NYC, all over europe, japan, mexico, chile, argentina, spain, greece, laos, vietnam, bali, dubai, amsterdam
. publish a book entitled "you better quote val, or else" - recommended by derek goh
. fashion school
. travel: roadtrip canada
. travel: roadtrip USA
. move out
. own a house
. ride the dragon in tokyo
. go fish/camping for a weekend
. open a cafe/boutique
. horse-riding
. speak korean/japanese/spanish/french
. skydive over mauritius waters
. white-water raft above level 3
. bungee jump from a suspension bridge
. break the world record for the longest time on a loop-the-loop roller coaster ride
. save an endangered species
. AND prove to my mum that i'll be married before 35.


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